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["INSTRUCTIONS - QUICK RETIREMENT CALCULATOR",{"$nulls":253},", STOP SCREWING AROUND !!"]
["1) Type your first name in the orange square.",{"$nulls":253},"STOP LOOKING AT EVERY STUPID JOKE"]
["2) Type your age in the blue square.",{"$nulls":253},"THAT SOMEONE SENDS YOU,"]
["2) Type the name of the company you work for in the green square."]
["3) In the yellow square, type \"Start\" and hit \"Enter\".",{"$nulls":253},"FOR GODS SAKE, YOU'RE "]
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["",{"$nulls":253}," YEARS OLD !!"]
["",{"$nulls":253}," Doesn't pay you to screw around all day"]
["",{"$nulls":253},"SIGNED :"]
["",{"$nulls":253},"Management"]
["",{"$nulls":253},"GROW UP AND GET YOUR LAZY ASS BACK TO WORK!"]
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